The 1 & Only Pink Poodle Psychic Prophetess on Etsy/Pattern

Legally Ordained, U.L.C. Reverend A("j").M. "Mocha Majesty Midnight" Schuepbach ("-Webb") A.K.A. Prophetess Akanji Kimani Lolovivi. She/Her(s), They/Them/Their(s), He/Him/His. [No dehumanizing neopronouns for myself (nor others I interact with or speak of.)]! CEO, High Priestess & Sole Prophetess of The Pink Poodle Tarot AfroAbrahamic Zionist Wiccan Tradition.

ANNOUNCEMENT FRIDAY MARCH 13TH, 2026:

I NOW SELL SCENTED, "DRESSED/PREPARED/FIXED/CONDITION/COCKTAIL" CANDLES TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY,  HOWEVER, CUSTOM ORDER REQUESTS FOR CHOOSING THE SCENT PROFILE MAY BE LIMITED AT TIMES AND CANDLES FIXED WITH CONDITION OILS MUST BE PARTIALLY BURNT PRIOR TO SHIPMENT,  IN ORDER TO SEAL THE OILS INTO THE WAX. THANK YOU FOR COMPREHENDING.


BELATED PURIM 2026 ANNOUNCEMENT:

100% FREE PINK POODLE TAROT READINGS & 100% FREE PINK POODLE HOODOO SPELLS FOR MY LOVELY LGBTQIA2S+ (and heteroromanitc/"straight" ally) FOLLOWERS IN AFRICA. STAY STRONG AND BRAVE! YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE AND THINGS WILL GET BETTER!

NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS MARCH 4TH, 2026:

* ALL ETSY/PATTERN BY ETSY LISTING PRICES ARE ON A "THIS PRICE OR BEST OFFER" BASIS. 

~ If you are interested in a listing but it is out of your price range, please feel free to contact me requesting a discount up to 85% off for digital products or up to 65% off for physical products. If I can not accept your offer price, I will let you know my lowest available counter-offer.  ~

* I AM NOW OFFERING A SELECT FEW PHYSICAL ITEMS FOR SALE ON ETSY/PATTERN BY ETSY TO CUSTOMERS I DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY. THESE ITEMS INCLUDE:

- Potpourri
- Herb Blends
- Mojo Bags
- Poppets ("Voodoo Dolls")
- Amulets/Talismans/Jewelry/Crystals
- Unscented Candles
- Paper/Wood-Based Spiritual Products (Books, Hand-Drawn Symbols, Hand-Written Incantations, Divination Tools, Etc.)

ANNOUNCEMENT February 23rd, 2026: 

Effective immediately & indefinitely:

• Physical items are now only available to my friends, family, acquaintances,  and colleagues and only available in-person or thru social media.

• There will be no further specifically Christianized rebranding. The business is reverting into my own Pink Poodle Hoodoo New Religious Movement

.• Pink Poodle Tarot Decks will not be available for sale & authentic, legally authorized Pink Poodle Tarot readings can/will only be sold & performed by me in this Etsy shop. I will only offer Pink Poodle Tarot readings thru Etsy and any other sellers of such readings are unauthorized frauds/scammers/criminals.

 • Hoodoo/Voodoo-oriented tarot/psychic readings are only available to people who have purchased at least 1 eligible physical item from me. 

• Angelic/oracle psychic readings are only available to people who have purchased at least 1 eligible physical item from me.

 • Spellcasting services are still never sold in my Etsy shop but are still available thru my social media. Thank you for comprehending.

Standard Baseline Announcements:

While I can sell psychic readings & spiritual products directly thru Etsy, I cannot sell spells on Etsy. I offer free spells with each Etsy purchase but the offer may always be declined. If however you would like to purchase a spellcasting directly, contact me with your spellcasting goals and the Level you wish to purchase. I accept P*yPal, C*shApp, & wish-list gifts.

Spell Levels:

Level 1: Chanting/Visualization Only. No proof sent. (100% FREE).

Level 1.75: Chanting/Visualization with 1-5 incense sticks & 54-90 seconds proof video & 1-3 proof photo(s), (approximately 18$USD via social media).

Level 2: Chanting/Visualization with 1 candle & 1-3 minutes proof video & 3+ proof photos, (approximately 250$USD via social media).

Level 3: Chanting/Visualization with multiple candles & 5 incense sticks with 3-10 minutes proof video & 3+ proof photos, (approximately 1,300$USD via social media).

Level 4: Pink Poodle Tarot Hoodoo Coven group ritual, only available to coven members or invited guests to coven ceremonies, (approximately 13,000$USD via social media).

For the fastest response to spell requests on social media, reach out to me on Instagram. I have multiple Instagram profiles, but this one is the most focused on spellcasting services:

@pink.poodle.psychic.priestess

My social media spellcasting services are sold via P*yPal & C*shApp only! If you cannot pay full price for a spell or if you don't have P*yPal/C*shApp, I may be willing/able to compromise by allowing you to purchase me wish list gifts of a lesser value in lieu of regular payment methods.

Thank you for comprehending.

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